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My brain and the things that live there in.

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

rattlebread:

trillaryclinton:

loveniaimani:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

pimpkage:

chubby-jean:

camerapits:

saintimpala:

OH MY GOD

OH

MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

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perfect gif usage

The real question is why is it still in there after she’s asleep
Like who sleeps with vegetables in their vaginas
Is this a new trendy thing

kinomatika:

p33p:

PSA: If an artist charges you a flat rate for a commission, tipping is definitely a thing you can do to even out the price if you think they should be charging more. Or it could just be a favor for the artist. Either way, it is always greatly appreciated.

SECONDED SO HARD

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

quantumaviator:

electricbluewolf:

bitethevweenie:

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Oh no.

I CANT BREATHE

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sevvey6:

theunbreakablev0w:

alxesi:

i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing

damn that’s some good ass sex right there

Are you implying that that isn’t how it’s done?

1 day ago301,565 plays

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services